Tummy Ache Headache Fictional Man Problem Tee

Started with a tummy ache. Added a headache. Then a fictional man made everything worse.

The Vibe

Dramatic, slightly unwell, and fully committed to the plot. This tee is for the reader who is physically fragile, emotionally attached, and somehow still making room for one more fictional man to ruin her life.

Why You'll Love It

• Soft, relaxed, and made for your next full-body reading spiral
• Funny without trying too hard, the kind of shirt readers instantly understand
• Perfect for dark romance girls, book boyfriend collectors, and emotionally unavailable fictional men
• Easy to style with denim, lounge shorts, leggings, or your favorite oversized cardigan
• The tiny "being brave about it though" line makes the whole thing painfully accurate

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Iron on low if needed, avoid the print

Size guide

Each item is made to order, which means it is created just for you after checkout instead of sitting in a warehouse.

This helps reduce waste and allows us to offer more unique bookish designs for dark romance readers, morally grey book lovers, and anyone who likes their merch a little less basic.

Please check the size, color, and product details before ordering since each piece is made just for you.

Free U.S. shipping is included on every order. No code needed.

Each item is made to order just for you. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, and standard U.S. delivery usually takes 3–5 business days once shipped.

Please allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.

Because each piece is made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind.

But we’ll always make it right if your item arrives damaged, incorrect, misprinted, or has a production issue. Contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo, and we’ll help with a replacement or refund when applicable.